People Are Strange
ACTUAL CALLS FROM ACTUAL CALLERS!
–“I found something beeping in my yard. I think it’s a house arrest bracelet.” “Oh wait, a guy just came back and picked it up.”
–“A guy I don’t know came into my house, told me I had to leave, and now he’s taking a shower.”
–“A guy just took the license plate off our car. He gave it back when we asked him for it.”
Hey, maybe it’s all the same guy!
THINGS I DON’T CARE ABOUT
–That you almost had an accident. Call back when you actually have one.
–That someone flipped you off. Sticks & stones, etc.
–That your neighbor has a suspended license, and how do you know that, anyway?
–That there is a possum in your yard.
AND JUST BECAUSE IT’S MOTHER’S DAY…
I was not “spawned,” no matter what Nick tries to tell you.