Day 29: Loud Drugs
PERILS OF COMMUTING
Nothing like thinking you’re looking put together, and then discovering (some time after you left the house) (OK, after you returned home) that you had dried toothpaste on your face.
THIS JUST IN
How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a Tootsie Pop? Archer has undertaken a study, and informs us it takes 44.
OVERHEARD FROM ACROSS THE ROOM
“Are you in a car? Then just put the car in drive and drive away from him.”
“Caller believes the loud music is to cover up drug activity.” Um, how does that work, exactly?
S.G.’S 29TH POST: World Leader Pretend: The Reign of Terror Begins
Drunk with the power of my new seniority, I instituted new rules for Dispatch, and enlisted Nick as my enforcer. You see how long that lasted.