Plague & Pestilence

by pjmcbride

CRISIS IN PROGRESS: FUN WITH INFECTIOUS DISEASES

–A man wearing a gray jumpsuit, straw hat, and a respirator walked into Subway (and everyone else ran out). He explained, ‘I don’t want to catch Ebola.” Don’t worry, it won’t come near anyone wearing that outfit.

–Man calling for ambulance explained, “I caught a cold from a stinky lady on the bus three days ago.” OK, who calls an ambulance for a cold? No matter who you caught it from.

DEAD ANT ADVENTURES

Rom put out poison baits for whatever kind of ants we have (small, black, numerous). They are responding with enthusiasm, and dying in droves. I don’t know–if it were me, seeing the dead bodies of my family and friends might warn me away from the delicious meal. But that’s just me.

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