Tiny and Meaningless
The NOSE-PICKER was on the bus again today. Yes, you had to know. And yes, that’s what it takes for me to remember the face of someone I’ve only seen once.
A REASON TO LOCK YOUR KEYPAD
Answered 911, and heard a kid telling his friends, “I’m dating girls older than me! I’ve got a 15-year-old!” He was very embarrassed when I called him back.