Light Entertainment

by pjmcbride

–A man was in the street yelling, “I’m a bitch! The cops are coming!” Known to the caller only by his street name of Shabby.

–Description of a suspect: “Balding, with a Bozo haircut.”

–“I just moved here, and my neighbor is outside, and people keep coming up to him and shaking his hand. I think he’s dealing drugs.” The Real Story: He’d locked his keys in his car, and had a locksmith come out.

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