Tied In Knots
I had an adventurous walk to work yesterday, in a wind which tied my hair into knots. By the time I arrived, I looked like I had flown in on a broom. (Nick, bite your tongue. Hard. Thank you.)
PHILLIPS 66–THE SOURCE FOR ALL YOUR LIFESTYLE NEEDS!
Now featuring–Pegasus brand Male Endurance Stamina Lotion! I guess it beats thinking about baseball. But then, what doesn’t beat thinking about baseball? Oh, I know!–Also to be found at Phillips: incense in the Eat It Raw scent!
WONDER OF WONDERS, IRONY OF IRONIES
–A grass fire in Elberfeld, in the course of which THE FIRE TRUCK CAUGHT FIRE. It’s like when you see a tow truck towing another tow truck.