T’was the Night Before the Night Before Christmas
News flash! I have it on the best of authority this Christmas Eve Eve that the Beast will be on the loose starting tomorrow!
“The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
In the hopes that Saint Nick soon would be there!”
I don’t know who would be hoping that, but I’m pretty sure he’ll devour any cookies and milk he finds. I myself am on vacation and don’t have to deal with his happy ass.